CleethorpesLincolnshire east coast of England, on the south bank of the mouth of the River Humber. It merges into the neighbouring town of Grimsby, and this conurbation and rural hinterland comprise the unitary Local Authority of North East Lincolnshire, also called Great Grimsby.
Like Grimsby, it began as a fishing settlement, but evolved instead into a seaside resort when the 19th-century fashion for sea-bathing developed. This was greatly boosted by the arrival of the railway. It thrived until the 1960s, when the Med became accessible to British holidaymakers, and traditional resorts declined. Today most visitors come on day-trips: the motorway puts it within two hours’ drive from the main cities of Yorkshire. Those staying longer are often caravanning.
Cleethorpes is where the Prime (or Greenwich) Meridian of 0 degrees longitude crosses the UK coastline.
Same options & directions as for Grimsby, but reckon on another 10 minutes driving or on the train from inland.
At , note the clock tower, with its ornate ironwork. There's a cafe here, and other facilities on the adjacent promenade.
Cleethorpes PierThe Victorian pier is a stubby affair, only 100 m long, so the sea only reaches it at high tide. Originally it was 370 m; it was shortened during World War 2, which does make structural upkeep simpler. It's usually open daily from 11 am to 10 pm, whenever the fish & chips restaurant is open - see "Eat" listing.
The Humber has big tides, so the sea goes out a long way, leaving a vast expanse of mudflats. Check the tide times before venturing far out, as it will come flooding back in very quickly, and fill channels behind you to cut you off. A red flag may fly at these times.
The beach and Promenade stretch out for a couple of miles on either side of the pier, and everything in town is either on the Promenade or very close to it. Walking north, you’ll pass the railway station, and eventually reach Blundell Park the home of Grimsby Town FC. For more info on the football see under Grimsby or the club’s own website. Go any further north and you cross into Grimsby, and the beach is swallowed by mud and dockland.
The beach is better going south and has more to see and do. A short way south of the pier is Ross Castle, a Victorian folly, a mock-medieval castle ruin erected in 1885 just to look quaint. (Always open, free entry.) Out to sea, note the two Humber forts built during World War I to defend the estuary. Haile Sand Fort is close to shore at the south edge of town, while Bull Sand Fort stands mid-channel. The forts can’t be visited. Far side of the channel, spot the lighthouse and coastguard station at Spurn Head: it would be a 60 miles drive to reach them. Early evening you’ll see the ferry making its way downriver from Hull to Rotterdam or Zeebrugge.
Walk a little further south to find the Leisure Centre and steam railway:
Cleethorpes Leisure CentreFacilities for sport and recreation. There is a large heated swimming pool, tennis, squash and badminton courts as well as a gym and fitness suite.
Cleethorpes Coast Light RailwayA narrow gauge railway running for about a mile between the Leisure Centre and the far end of the boating lake. It’s just 15” gauge so although it’s real steam, it feels like a kiddie-ride.
Continuing south, Pleasure Island Theme Park has gone out of business (though McCormack's bar & restaurant remain open). Nearby on the promenade, note the 100-year old statue of The Boy with the Leaking Boot. Of whom the legend goes . . . but there are identical statues in many American and European cities dating to circa 1890, all with their own local legend, and all just as irresistible to drunks and vandals. The Boy is most likely to be 19th-century mass-produced kitsch.
address: Kings Road DN35 0AOa useful option for a rainy day. Also live shows in summer. Big screens, sound and fully air conditioned.
Cleethorpes Discovery CentreNext to the boating lake. Has an exhibition about the Humber Estuary and the local flora and fauna. There is an observatory providing excellent views over the estuary.
The Jungle Zooaddress: Kingswayis a very small zoo: a few turtles, meerkats, parrots, lizards etc, so reckon an hour at most. In the years to 2012 there were recurrent concerns about welfare from council inspectors and animal protection groups. Lately these seem to have gone quiet so present management may have improved things.
Kingsway & Winter Gardens are attractive green spaces near the promenade. Beach and seafront are generally quiet this far out from the centre. Midweek, the only beach action will be a pensioner’s dog chasing the seagulls.
Meridian Park stands precisely on the Prime (Greenwich) Meridian of 0 degrees longitude, so you can bestride the east and west hemispheres. Adjacent to Showground caravan park (the Showground has occasional events, but is mostly draughty and deserted). From here the Meridian crosses the Humber estuary to the Holderness (East Yorkshire) peninsula, again leaves the coast at Withernsea, then has no other landfall on the way to the North Pole – that’s 2517 miles from Cleethorpes, according to the signpost.
The Humber Mouth Yacht Club are based at Thornes Park DN36 4HD, phone 01246 865044, visiting sailors welcome. Note the big tides and busy shipping lanes: all craft must maintain contact with the marine traffic service. Find the Club at latitude 53.5254 North, and if you don’t know the longitude by now, stick to the boating lake.
At the southern edge of town are the Humberston Fitties, a well-preserved pre-war colony of chalets. They’re on long leases and seldom available to visitors. Then, with Haile Sand Fort just offshore, you cross from Great Grimsby into Lincolnshire, and the beach again becomes muddy around the Tetney RSPB bird centre.
Going further afield, railway enthusiasts unimpressed by the 15” system in town may prefer the Lincolnshire Wolds Railway, ten miles south at North Thoresby. This is standard gauge, on a remnant of the dismantled Grimsby-Louth line, and usually steam-hauled.
Also near here is Waltham Windmill: see entry under Grimsby.
Cleethorpes hosts Northeast Lincolnshire's Armed Forces Day. The next event is on Sat 27 June 2020.
- Parkinsons Bazaar on Kingsway: Toys, buckets and spades and other beach requirements such as wind breaks to lessen the effects of the North Sea breeze.
Papa's Fish & Chipsphone: +44 1472 601501address: Pier, Cleethorpes DN35 8SF500-seater restaurant opened in April 2017, and reinvigorated the pier. Is this the biggest fish & chips shop in the galaxy? It's certainly the biggest in Cleethorpes.
Steels Corner Houseaddress: 10-12 Market St, Cleethorpes DN35 8LYPossibly the only fish & chip shop in England to earn a Blue Plaque: commemorating a sermon here by John Wesley, the founder of Methodism.
Willys Pub and Breweryaddress: 17 High Cliff RoadJust across from the slipway. Seafront bar with own microbrewery, has a large selection of ales and food.
Premier Innaddress: Meridian Point, Kings Rd DN35 0PN
phone: +44 7522 551877address: Meridian Road DN35 0ARA flat pitch for touring caravans and camping, no static units. There’s a washhouse. No other facilities but this site is closest to town.
phone: +44 1472 812666address: 208 North Sea Lane DN36 4ETOnly static caravans, they don’t have touring or camping pitches. With pool and entertainment centre.
phone: +44 1472 813395address: Humberston DN 0PWTouring & static caravans plus camping. Within Thorpe entertainment park, with swimming pool, putting, daytime & evening shows, and a food court.
Heading south, you probably need a car. You could go inland via Louth, an attractive market town. Or follow the coast road through Mablethorpe and Skegness to approach the Wash, with Boston or delightful Stamford as the next night’s stay.